This is a short companion (like Tattoo in Fantasy Island) to my Booze Revooze.
Rating System
The first thing you’ll notice is that, rather than stars, i’ve chosen to assign ‘shots’ to the films.
Here’s what that means in real life:
5 Shots (Killer)
4 Shots (Strong Stuff)
3 Shots (Sweet)
2 Shots (Weak)
1 Shot (Piss)
Half shots are also available.
Sections
Ramblings
A brief review of the film in general. It’ll also contain the Final Proof (my overall rating). No Buzz Kills will be included in this section.
Buzz Kills
Spoilers. Here i’ll review the film according to specific criteria: Sex, Drinks, and Rock & Roll. Each subsection will get an individual proof rating.
Sex: Comments about sex / nudity / hotties in my nutshell.
Drinks: Comments about drinkers / drinking / alcohol in the film.
Rock & Roll: Not just the music to the movie, but the whole ‘rock and roll attitude’ of the thing.
Slurred Speeches
Quotes from the film that relate directly to alcohol and drinking.
Bottom Line
The final verdict: See It or Don’t See It.
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